Schmoop you crack me up, cellulite..........

As far as living near a lake, I live ON a lake, have tons of srift wood pieces in my shed, didn't think I could use it.

Only problem with this stuff is that it is white/gray bleached out, I want some of that red looking wood, but may find some suitable pieces of the bleached to add too.

I'll boil it real good and soak it some then boil it again!

This is so exciting!